The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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power to fart through your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!