waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

The power to be dead

the ability to only do pointless things.

The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

Everything Hawkeye does

The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

The power to fly when u are in an elevator

the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

the power of superspeed but only backwards

The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The ability to not talk.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to mind reeds

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!