The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The ability to like this post

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!