- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to revive Hitler.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to explode on the moon

The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

Pointless Super Powers