the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to like any show

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to read captchas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!