power to blow up your own head only once,

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to have hindsight.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to see into the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!