The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the ability to post here

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to create powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!