The power to eat nandos

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to live.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!