The power drown in water

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to divide by zero

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to pee poop

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to be superman with no power's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!