the power to complete math exercises

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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the power to beathe

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!