- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

understanding every language only if you get insulted

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to bread toast!

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

Acid pee

The power to touch your toes

The power to not get shit dick

The power of self mind control

Pointless Super Powers