- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The power to not exercise.

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

to randomly self destruct at any time

lol

The power to die

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to fly if you are eating.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to like any show

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

Pointless Super Powers