- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

the power of superspeed but only backwards

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

The power to strangle yourself to death

the ability to see through air

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

A good Kisser

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to ignore useful information

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to eat ass.

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

Being able to fly in place.

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

The power to revive Hitler.

The power to not exercise.

The abilty to go through water.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

Pointless Super Powers