The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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the ability to post here

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to see through air

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to eat nandos

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to start time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!