The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to lick your elbow.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power of learning

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The power to pee poop

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to drown on land.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!