to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the power to beathe

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to think of food

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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the power to jerk off

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!