- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to love Justin Bieber

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

kabloooeeey!!!

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power of bad luck

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The ability to not have a super power.

Pointless Super Powers