The power to eat food.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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the power to misspell

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power of writte with our feets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!