The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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A good Kisser

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to be powerless

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The power to quote memes randomly

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to eat ass.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power of self mind control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!