The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to shit without squinting.

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the power to fly while under water

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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he power to make mistakes

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!