The power to revive Hitler.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to freeze ice

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power of self mind control

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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the power of being yourself

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!