The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!