The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!