The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to die at will.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to count to infinity.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!