- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to be stupid

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to fart in technicolor.

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

The power to know where the beef is

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to like any show

the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

Everything Hawkeye does

the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

The power to change your emotions at will.

Pointless Super Powers