the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to ejaculate

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!