The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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the powre to spel

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!