the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The ability to read your own mind

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!