The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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Acid tears.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power of being pointless

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The Power to Power

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!