Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to scare female plants.

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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the ability to type slower.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to be a gamer

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to speak only one language

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!