The power to control your own limb movement

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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Third armpit.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!