The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to touch your toes

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!