- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly while under water

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The ability to see through insects.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to make yourself forget your life

Pointless Super Powers