The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The ability to clean

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to like any show

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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the power to fail

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to be dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!