The power to fly when you fart

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to in power your self

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to not be able to get powers

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to create shit

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!