the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to be dead

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!