The power to be called justin bieber

the powre to spel

The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

The power of attracting fired bullets

the power to make pointless superpowers

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

The power to see 2 min. into the past.

The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

The power to wake up and live through school....

The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!