The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to see into the present

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The ability to like this post

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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the power to go on this website

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The ability to part...hair.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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Lactokinesis

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!