The power to be a normal human

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to see through air.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The ability to change races.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!