Read fortune cookies without opening them

thumb_up thumb_down +68

qtiopihvk

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

Crap out everything you're allergic too

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to sneeze scissors

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to summon single earthworm at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The power to read the terms of service.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

the power to move something right next to you

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to watch tv

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

thumb_up thumb_down +48

X ray vision on chairs

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to sleep anytime your tired

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to sleep while you're awake.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to make yourself deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

thumb_up thumb_down +14

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!