The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The ability to change races.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to die at will

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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A healing punch

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!