The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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shit and piss at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!