The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!