The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to have a V8

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!