The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to make dad jokes.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to taste your own spit

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!