The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to write a country song

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to make water expire.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!