The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to dance really well

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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the power to be in AA.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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the power to vote

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power of Acid Tears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!