The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power of Acid Tears

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to write complete sentenc

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!