the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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the power to move something right next to you

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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the power to be wrong

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!