the power to get blood clots

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the power to shit bricks

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the ability to lick your own anus

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The ability to fart pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!