the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!