The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to catch em all

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!