The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to control urine

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!