The power to speak in cursive

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to pee on command

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!