the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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the power to not have power

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to be a human

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!